Tuesday, 24 May 2016

REVIEW (Excerpt & Giveaway) - Tommaso (Immortal Matchmakers, Inc. #2) by Mimi Jean Pamfiloff


Immortal Matchmakers, Inc. book #2

by Mimi Jean Pamfiloff

Released May 24, 2016

From New York Times Bestseller Mimi Jean Pamfiloff…
TOMMASO, Book #2, Immortal Matchmakers, Inc. Series


Tommaso Fierro is used to the finer things in life—nice suits, nice car, nice house. Okay, his past isn’t so nice, but that’s in the past. Or at least it was until he blacked out after meeting the woman of his dreams.

Annnd possibly capturing her.

Annnd possibly terrorizing her before she got away.

Annnd discovering that he’s turning into a horrible creature he loathes with all his heart.

Luckily, there’s a cure. Unluckily, it will require him to track this woman down and convince her to give him a second chance. But if he finds her, will she ever believe that he’s really not a monster?

WARNING: This book contains F-bombs, unicorns, golf clubs, random references to TV shows, disco balls, imprisoned clowns, leather pants, evil Mayan priests, large scary bugs, insane deities, hot immortal men, and, of course, many references to extremely large penises.




Lying in bed, I sifted through the darkness with my tired eyes, in search of the strange noise coming from… Holy crap! It’s above me! 

The dark figure came into focus, and I let out a yelp that should’ve been a terror-filled scream. What in the name of fuck is that? 

I thought, feeling my entire body turn ice cold with fear. In the yellow light of my alarm clock, I saw the monster’s face hovering over mine, its eyes pits of glowing crimson swirling with black. Oh shit. Oh shit. What is that?

I opened my mouth to finally deliver that scream, but the beast quickly slapped its sickly hand over my lips to muffle the noise. Oh, God. Help me. 

He smelled like death and evil. He smelled like desolation and despair—everything bad in this world mixed together. Knowing I was about to die, I felt my eyes begin to tear. “Please,” I mumbled through the gaps in its sticky fingers, the unmistakable smell of dried blood filling my nostrils.

“Please don’t kill me.” Slowly, it dipped its head, allowing me to see its face up close. Christ. He’s human. Or something humanlike, resembling a man covered in black soot and the stench of death. “Please, I’m begging you—just let me go,” I whimpered.

The man slid his hand from my mouth, studying me. Then there was a flash of something I didn’t expect in their depths: fear. “Save. Me,” he mumbled in a deep gargle. “Please…save…me…”

What the…? I was the one who needed saving! “I think it’s the oth-other way around,” I stuttered and then reached for the reading lamp to my side and swung. He stopped it inches from his face, and an icy rage replaced any semblance of kinder, gentler emotions. He roared and then grabbed me by the hair, dragging me from my bed.

“Let go!” I yelled, and he did. He tossed me to the floor as if I were completely weightless. Oh, God. He was so strong. I yelled for help, but no one was coming. I lived alone out in the middle of the desert.

Looking pleased by my fear, he reached into the waistband of whatever he wore as clothing and drew a buck knife or machete or something one might use to murder an innocent twenty-six-year-old golf instructor who lived ten miles outside of Palm Springs, liked to binge on crunchy food, and owned two Jeeps, a cat that hated her, and four rescue chickens. Yeah. It was that kind of knife. A really, really big fucking knife.

“Oh, God. Please no. Please…I’m sorry,” I cried. “Whatever I did, I’m sorry!” Of course, I wasn’t sorry. I was simply terrified and wanted to live. Unfortunately, the odds were not in my favor. I watched in terror as the blade barreled down toward my face.

My Opinion  5 STARS
**My thanks to the author for providing me with a free copy for an honest review**

This is the second book in the series, however it is also a spin off from the authors Accidentally Yours series and still has you laughing out loud and wanting things to happen with a HEA.

The author packs lots of wit and high-jinx into the story and there are twists and little other things you don't always see coming.  

Lots of characters make an appearance from the previous series as the worlds end nears, however Cimil is constantly the feeling of bat-shit-crazy, but is she.

As usual the man is an alpha character and with so many alphas they obviously butt heads often and call each other names, yet they would all stop everything and help the other if needed.

Another epic book in the series and i cannot wait to read more!!


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About the Author

MIMI JEAN PAMFILOFF is a USA Today and New York Times bestselling romance author. Although she obtained her MBA and worked for more than fifteen years in the corporate world, she believes that it’s never too late to come out of the romance closet and follow your dream. Mimi lives with her Latin Lover hubby, two pirates-in-training (their boys), and the rat terrier duo, Snowflake and Mini Me, in Arizona. She hopes to make you laugh when you need it most and continues to pray daily that leather pants will make a big comeback for men Sign up for Mimi’s mailing list for giveaways and new release news!


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